Please join the entire F.W. Thomas community on Monday December 18 at 7:30 p.m. at the Warehouse Theater for the seventh episode of the F.W. Thomas Performances.

Performers include:

Comic collagist Clarke Bedford

Confessional diarist and cartoonist Mike Lowery on the true meaning of Christmas

Singer-songwriter Alina Simone accompanied by D.C.'s #2 rock cellist, Jenny Petrow. They have promised a Britney Spears cover.

And your truly, the F.W. Thomas curator and master of ceremonies presenting discourses on post-modernist etiquette.

Despite the coming global economic collapse, admisson is still a modest $3.

More acts may be added as circumstances warrant.

A brief, informative e-mail is forthcoming.

The Warehouse Theater is located at 1017-1021 7th St. NW, between New York Ave. and L St., just across from the Washington Convention Center. Here is a map.

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