You, yes you aaronhockley and abrahamhyatt, have your priorities all screwed up!
Alas, do not dispair. I, Kram Namoc, Rollei Holder, tofu molder and part time Permanent Latrine Orderly, am here to help you out of your horrible dimema. Give my your Annie Leibovitz tickets and I will take care of everything. There. Feel better now?
so, according to the word on the street, aka @evacatherder, there may well be the decoration of cupcakes, and other such activities, at wordignitebarcampcampcampcamppaloozapdx....