Another seriously disorganized, utterly chaotic, we-are-so-NOT-planning-this Red Felt Rampage! Get yer megaphone wieldin spray-snow taggin Pine Sol chuggin ass in a Santa suit and show up!!

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WHAT WHERE WHEN

Every December, cacophonous Santas rampage through cities around the world. It started in ‘94 when a few dozen cheap-suited Santas crashed downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have since reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global phenomenon. You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town!

Boston Santacon 2008 starts at Faneuil Hall Marketplace (The Purple Shamrock 1:00 PM, maybe Cheers and Salty Dog after). Then Santa marches on Beacon Hill (21st Amendment 4:00), parades through the Common and down Charles Street, rides the Redline to Harvard Square (John Harvard’s 7:00), and finally rides the 66 (9:30 PM) straight to Harper’s Ferry to shake his red flannel booty ‘til dawn!

Links:
-•- Info about Santacon: http://santarchy.com/ & http://santacon.com/
-•- Search Google Map for "Boston Santacon 2008" to see the public User Created map of where Santa thinks he’ll be and when. Or click on the link below:
http://www.google.com/maps/ms?client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&channel=s&msa=0&msid=104620443949025597263.00044187bfc19078bbb70&ll=42.360573,-71.094589&spn=0.061519,0.119991&z=13
-•- Santa updates his where/when progress by text message. To get updates, join BostonSantacon on Swaggle (http://www.swaggle.mobi/ ) or text ".join bostonsantacon" to 206-694-9197.

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What should Santa bring?

1. Flannel: Bring a costume! Any costume! Santa costume’s great, or get clever and come in something else!
2. Flask: Waiting for a drink when you’re one of a hundred Santas can take a while. Pack your own to keep Christmas spirits high and keep your bar tabs low!
3. Funds: Bring cash for booze, subway, buses, taxis, and tips! SANTA LEAVES A TIP!!!
4. Fun: Does this need explanation?

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Rules: (Remember these to help keep Santacon fun for EVERYONE, not just you)

The 4 F’s of Santacon:
--> Don’t fuck with kids: Santa’s here to spread cheer. Growing up in this culture is scarring enough. Please don’t make it any worse.
--> Don’t fuck with cops: They keep drunks like us safe. And they’ll arrest you, no matter what you’re wearing. That’s not fun.
--> Don’t fuck with security: Don’t steal. Don’t vandalize. Security will tell the cops it was the guy dressed like Santa. And that’s all of us.
--> Don’t fuck with Santa: We’re all here to have a good time. Can we focus on that?

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Get details as they come by emailing BostonSanta@gmail.com
You can call or text Santa at (206) 769-2092.
The best way to follow Santa is to follow him through Swaggle!

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