Thursday, May 24th – cheap $5 cover
8pm One Man Banjo, 9pm Buzzed Bee Spelling Begins
12 Galaxies 2565 Mission Street @ 22nd (directions)

On May 24th, Crackhouses Productions proudly presents the triumphant return of San Francisco's premier adult spelling bee, THE BUZZED BEE.

intoxicated contestantpunch and pieNew Improved Location! The 3rd iteration of the beloved BUZZED BEE will be held at the spectacular 12 Galaxies! Cleaner sound! Opening act, One Man Banjo! The audience will hear every letter that drops from your lips... I-M-B-E-C-I-E-L EEEEE! Wrong!

Of course, the famous Buzzed Bee DSYLEXIC CHEERLEADERING S-Q-U-A-B will be on hand to R-I-S-E your spirits and offer their skimpily salacious divertissements!

So come on down to the best game in town! Participants will wrack their brains and un-tie their tongues in an open competition to "bee" crowned San Francisco's BEST SPELLER, and take home the grand prize!

Ok to be honest we have no idea what the grand prize will be, but last time we gave away a car! What you don't remember the car? Well you must of missed it cause we did—or at least we meant to—it was in the flyer. Oh well whatever the grand prize is it's sure to be A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!
So to recap, we have:

[ √ ] Dinky 5$ cover charge.

[ √ ] Fabulous Opening Act, One Man Banjo!

[ √ ] Sexy Cheerleaders in Skimpy Outfits.

[ √ ] A Spelling Bee for Intoxicated Adults.

[ √ ] A Bevy of Fabulous Prizes, Including A FREE CAR!

... as well as music, punch and pie, and PLENTY of other surprises. So come on back for another ride on the B-U-Z-Z-E-D B-E-E. We promise we won't sting (unless you ask very nicely).

NOTE: Make sure to arrive on time or you may miss out on the initial fast and furious qualifying round (aka "The Circle J-E-R-Q-U-E").

Most words used in BUZZED BEE are taken from the Scripps National Spelling Bee Consolidated Word List, which, if you actually have enough time on your hands to study, should preclude you from being a fun person and therefore you should stay out of the competition entirely.

http://crackhouses.org/buzzedbee/

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